February Horoscopes

February Horoscopes
By: Michelle Acosta


March 21 – April 19

Adventurous. Energetic. Confident. That’s all you! So quit being an apathetic, lazy human and do something big today. Why eat a fortune cookie when I can tell you your lucky numbers are: 21, 78, 44.


April 20 – May 20

Today will be a very annoying day filled with jealousy. Missing a step on the stairs, your friend laughing too hard at small things, or just the fact you started walking with your right leg first, will bug the snot out of you. Breathe. Start walking with your left leg first, and face the fact. Today won’t be the best. No lucky numbers.


May 21 – June 20

No matter what you do, blick 3 times as you go through ANY doorway. Stay away from anyone with running sneakers for they might chase you at any second. People with running sneakers are highly skilled. Wear red. Red will either repel them or make them think you are one of them. Walk with caution, knowing the letter E will help you in your time of need.


June 21 – July 22

Your ruling planet is the Moon, your stone is Moonstone, coincidence? I see trouble in your love life. Just remember that things happen for a reason. Keep your eyes open. Try not to wear pink, not the best color to wear today. Stick with the positive.


July 23 – August 22

You can make money pretty fast. You can spend it fast too. Watch out. Today is all about caution. Pay attention to anything yellow. I highly suggest you carry a 5 of diamonds playing card in your pocket for good luck.


August 23 – September 22

Virgos are quite instinctive, which is a perfect trait for today. Trust your gut, and do what you think is right. Today is going to have a sort of an action movie type feeling. Be careful and blend with the dark. Don’t trust anyone today with the letter C in their name.


September 23 – October 22

One word: backbone. You have a strong backbone, which is beyond good for today. You don’t usually rely on others to help you make decisions. Today, you might want to take in consideration what they have to say. It’s good to have other point of views to think of. And one more thing — lay off the knee socks! Lucky numbers: 62, 14, 7


October 23 – November 21

Determined and stubborn, two good combination of traits if used together in the right situation. Girls put your hair up in a ponytail, boys pull up your pants, things are about to get serious. No words can begin to describe how your day will be. TIP: Be careful. Pretend you are in an action movie, you are the spy, that’s how attentive you need to be.


November 22 – December 21

Honesty is the best policy, right? Right. Honesty is going to be to your advantage today, use it. Your symbol is an archer, but have you ever gone arching? Well, what are you waiting for? Be The Hunger Games’ Katniss for a little and have some fun! Your lucky numbers are: 2, 9, 11.


December 22 – January 19

People want to see you do good , but not better than them. Today, just lay low, quite a few people will be moody. Best thing is to be yourself and everything will go just fine. Don’t wear green shoes. Remember your lucky smells are: cinnamon and lime.


January 20 – February 18

You are unpredictable, perfect for today. Although it bugs those that like to be able to predict what will happen next, being unpredictable is sometimes fun for others. People need to be random sometimes just to make life more exciting. Be you and be random. Your lucky days: Fridays and Saturdays. Write your name in fancy letters and add a little pizazz to boring school work.


February 19 – March 20

Try not to get grounded too often, it’s not fun. Be more outgoing, don’t go to Iowa, and hang out with friends. One of your friends is going through a problem, make sure they know you have a shoulder you can lend. Talk out their problem but then change the mood and take their mind off stuff. Skating is always fun. Lucky colors are: orange, brown, and blue.