Riddles and Jokes Mar. 2022

1. I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Answer: A candle
2. What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future
3. What gets wet while drying?
Answer: A towel
4. A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
Answer: He was bald
5. Q: What is a ninjas favorite drink?
Answer: WA-TA!
6. Q: How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
Answer: You follow the fresh prints.
7. Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
Answer: Nothing, it just waved.
8. My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn’t know his blood type. He just kept saying “B Positive! B Positive!” But it’s hard to be positive when he’s gone.