Senior Superlatives
In homage to all of the graduating seniors of this year, the Bruin Post presents Senior Superlatives as chosen by your very own Mountain View High School senior class:
LIFE OF THE PARTY: JULIA SMITH
“I’m actually just really weird, and people laugh at me.”
MOST LIKELY TO CURE THE COMMON COLD: AARON HYATT
“Everything is theoretically impossible until it’s done.”
– Robert A. Heinlein
MOST LIKELY TO WIN THE LOTTERY AND LOSE THE TICKET: SARAH BALL
“You had me at the first half…”
MOST LIKELY TO WRITE THE NEXT HARRY POTTER: NATALIE SMITH
“Being richer than the queen of England… doesn’t sound like too bad of a future.”
MOST LIKELY TO TRIP AT GRADUATION: RACHEL MORTENSEN
“I don’t always trip, but really most of the time I do.”
MOST LIKELY TO BE YOUR BOSS: HANNAH FAIRBANKS
“Get to work… or else!”
MOST LIKELY TO GET MARRIED FIRST: KALEB THOMPSON
“Who, me?”
MOST LIKELY TO BE A SUPERHERO IN DISGUISE: WARREN MOSES
“You all thought I was diabetic, little did you know I’m actually a robot.”
BEST CAR: KATIE BELL & HER BRUIN-MOBILE
“Yes, it’s removable. Nope, it won’t be removed. Easily.”
MOST LIKELY TO SURVIVE THE HUNGER GAMES: KADEN KUNZ
“I might not solve world hunger, but I love playing games.”
MOST LIKELY TO BE LATE TO GRADUATION: JENNA CHARITON
“Hahaha, what time does school start?”
NEXT MOTHER TERESA: THERESA TAUFA
“Wanna be me SOOO BAD!”
MOST LIKELY TO BE A COMEDIAN: MIA MADSEN
“Save this for one day when I’m a famous comedian— you can hang it on your fridge!”
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER: JACKSON HARDING
“If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.”– John Quincy Adams
MOST LIKELY TO BE INTERNET FAMOUS: TONY JEPPSON AND BROOKE NIELSEN
“Watch out for us in 10 years when we break the internet.”
ATHLETIC MVP: PRESTON THOMPSON
“I’m cut from a different cloth.”
MOST LIKELY TO WIN “THE VOICE”: MAISY MERCHANT
“I choose team Kelley!”
MOST LIKELY TO CHANGE THE WORLD: LAUREN JACOB
“Just hoping to make website’s password requirements universal by 2050.”
Hannah Fairbanks • May 18, 2021 at 9:09 AM
NATALIE!! I love you!!!❤️❤️❤️
Natalie • May 18, 2021 at 8:28 AM
No idea why the formatting is so weird here– it all looks good in the draft hehe oops