In homage to all of the graduating seniors of this year, the Bruin Post presents Senior Superlatives as chosen by your very own Mountain View High School senior class:

LIFE OF THE PARTY: JULIA SMITH

“I’m actually just really weird, and people laugh at me.”

MOST LIKELY TO CURE THE COMMON COLD: AARON HYATT

“Everything is theoretically impossible until it’s done.”
– Robert A. Heinlein

MOST LIKELY TO WIN THE LOTTERY AND LOSE THE TICKET: SARAH BALL

“You had me at the first half…”

MOST LIKELY TO WRITE THE NEXT HARRY POTTER: NATALIE SMITH

“Being richer than the queen of England… doesn’t sound like too bad of a future.”

MOST LIKELY TO TRIP AT GRADUATION: RACHEL MORTENSEN

“I don’t always trip, but really most of the time I do.”

MOST LIKELY TO BE YOUR BOSS: HANNAH FAIRBANKS

“Get to work… or else!”

MOST LIKELY TO GET MARRIED FIRST: KALEB THOMPSON

“Who, me?”

MOST LIKELY TO BE A SUPERHERO IN DISGUISE: WARREN MOSES

“You all thought I was diabetic, little did you know I’m actually a robot.”

BEST CAR: KATIE BELL & HER BRUIN-MOBILE

“Yes, it’s removable. Nope, it won’t be removed. Easily.”

MOST LIKELY TO SURVIVE THE HUNGER GAMES: KADEN KUNZ

“I might not solve world hunger, but I love playing games.”

MOST LIKELY TO BE LATE TO GRADUATION: JENNA CHARITON

“Hahaha, what time does school start?”

NEXT MOTHER TERESA: THERESA TAUFA

“Wanna be me SOOO BAD!”

MOST LIKELY TO BE A COMEDIAN: MIA MADSEN

“Save this for one day when I’m a famous comedian— you can hang it on your fridge!”

MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER: JACKSON HARDING

“If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.”– John Quincy Adams

MOST LIKELY TO BE INTERNET FAMOUS: TONY JEPPSON AND BROOKE NIELSEN

“Watch out for us in 10 years when we break the internet.”

ATHLETIC MVP: PRESTON THOMPSON

“I’m cut from a different cloth.”

MOST LIKELY TO WIN “THE VOICE”: MAISY MERCHANT

“I choose team Kelley!”

MOST LIKELY TO CHANGE THE WORLD: LAUREN JACOB

“Just hoping to make website’s password requirements universal by 2050.”